do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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