i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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