i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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