She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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