that's an acceptable place to lick
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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