I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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