its not stalking. its research.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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