I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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