I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
