so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm bleeding and have questions
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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