Define "chronic" masturbator.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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