"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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