32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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