"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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