IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My penis needs a shock collar
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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