The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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