Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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