when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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