I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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