Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
a search helicopter?!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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