And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
