this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I deserve this hangover.
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