I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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