he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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