So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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