Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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