new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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