If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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