New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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