Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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