Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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