he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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