You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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