Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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