I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
These tits shall not be calmed
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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