in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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