I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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