so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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