Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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