You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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