five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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