he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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