Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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