No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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