What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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