Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
