dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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