NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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