Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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