Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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