Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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