even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
