im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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