If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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