I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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