Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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